I like to think you're not like our dear captain Jim, and thus don't avoid the medbay and play a game of telling me you were really busy when you weren't. Be that as it may, about ten different birdies told me you work in just about every department and at least I can believe you're busy when you say you are.
[ pause. ]
However, I am not above pulling my rank as both your superior officer, lieutenant, but as the chief medical officer on the Enterprise, to make you get down to the medbay within the next week so I can have a look at you.
Edited (i spelled leaps right this time.) 2013-05-23 05:34 (UTC)
voice » encrypted » forward dated to next wednesday » you tried so hard
voice » encrypted » forward dated to next wednesday » i couldn't remember how to spell leaps
[ pause. ]
However, I am not above pulling my rank as both your superior officer, lieutenant, but as the chief medical officer on the Enterprise, to make you get down to the medbay within the next week so I can have a look at you.
voice » encrypted » forward dated to next wednesday » you tried so hard
I had a physical recently, sir, at the captain's request. The documentation should be on file.
voice » encrypted » the absolute hardest and don't make the joke, eppy.
I've read it. I wasn't the one doing the exam, wanna guess how valid I find it, Mr. Sulu?
voice » encrypted » but what if i wanted to make that joke.
The medical team is capable. They cleared me.
[ danger will robinson danger ]
voice » encrypted » s i g h. fine. make it.
I know how capable they are. [ not as capable as me. ] I didn't. And that makes a world of difference, lieutenant.
voice » encrypted » how about i just propose my love for you instead
I don't have time for another exam.
[ a little pleading, but it's an admission of defeat. ]
voice » encrypted » i'll accept that if only there's flowers involved
I'll catch you on a shift if I have to. [ why are all these motherfucking starfleet officers making him make house calls. ]
Or coming off of one. Since you do sleep at some point, don't you? [ there is no answer that's good here, sulu, don't answer it. ]
voice » encrypted » idk flowers are kind of pricey
Sir...
[ sulu sounds more or less at a loss. what do. ]
voice » encrypted » can i make the joke about planting them?
This is where you say, of course Doctor McCoy, I'll come down as soon as I can because you asked so nicely.
[ :') ]
voice » encrypted » i guess i'll allow it!!
I'll be down after my shift in Engineering.
voice » encrypted » you could just pick them after you plant them okay!!
Like I said, I'll give you within the week. Just give me a heads up. And tell whoever you're going to next that you'll be late.
[ bones stop sounding pleased. ]
voice » encrypted » is that a euphemism
I don't need the week. I'll get it over with today.
[ this should not sound like he's heading to a firing squad, and yet. ]
voice » encrypted » ...maybe.
I'll see you then. And cheer up, if you're good, maybe I'll give you a lollipop at the end. Or a gold star.
[ not sorry. ]